In the Enemy's Nest
Pizza Delivery Guy: Knock knock!
Enemy Worker: What do you want?!
Pizza Delivery Guy: Someone ordered a
large pepperoni pizza.
Pizza Delivery Guy: Named "Your
Boss".
Enemy Worker: Huh, I didn't know the boss
liked pizza.
Enemy Worker: Oh well, if the boss is
hungry come in.
Pizza Delivery Guy: Hey they bought
it!(whisper into radio)
Enemy Worker: Who are you talking to?!
Pizza Delivery Guy: I-I mean if you want
me to help you with those other pizzas you're going to have to wait man!
Pizza Delivery Guy: Having
co-workers is tough and annoying don't you think?
Enemy Worker: Yeah...
Pizza Delivery Guy: That was close.
Enemy Worker: Well we’re almost there.
Enemy Worker: But before we get there let’s check the pizza for
proof.
Pizza Delivery Guy: Um, no problem.
Pizza Delivery Guy: Hey general, is there actually a pizza in
here?(whispers into radio)
General: Pizza?
General: We just coloured a box.
Pizza Delivery Guy: You mean I have to get serious?!
General: What else?
Enemy Worker: Hey who are you talking to-
Pizza Delivery Guy: Lights out!(punch)
Pizza Delivery Guy: I bet there were more of him
that heard that.
Pizza Delivery Guy: Well if I'm going to get my hands dirty...
Pizza Deliver Guy: I got to change first.
Hitman: Let's do this.
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