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Welcome to the blog, "BIGS 'n' LITTLES". Here you will read about the big and little things which happen to the author, M. Johan .S, and many other thrilling, helpful and exciting things he just has to say.

Sunday 24 November 2013

Mommy

Oh thunder, I hate you so.
For you drop happiness very low.

I think of what to do when you're around.
But wherever I turn, there is always sound.

Disturbed by the sound you make.
I go to a room which doesn't shake.

This particular room is filled with light.
Whenever I enter this room I feel alright.

In that room is someone who loves me.
For all my years, I call her Mommy.

Friday 22 November 2013

My Original Mittelo Fatty Drink Recipe


MESSAGE TO READERS:
DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN DRINK THIS FOR IT MAY CAUSE THE FOLLOWING, STOMACH ACHES AND OR DIARRHOEA. 

 Hello readers, today I am going to tell you about an original recipe called the,"MITTELLO DRINK".
Yes, you shouldn't make it. But if you do, it will be one of the fattiest drinks you will ever have. The reason for that is the recipe itself.

Ingredients
  • Milo
  • Nuttela
  • Hot Milk
Steps
  1. Get a spoonful or more of Milo and put it in your cup.
  2. Get a spoonful or more of Nuttela and do the same.
  3. Mix together until it lookes like the Milo got a darker colour.
  4. Dissolve the new powder with milk which has been in the microwave for 1 and a half minutes.  
After you've learned how to make this, DON'T.
Well at least there was moral to this story, which was, 
IGNORE EVERYTHING I JUST SAID.

Sorry I've Said Sorry Too Many Times

 Hello, I bet you're getting tired of hearing these sorry things all the time. But you really can't blame me for it.
I am Primary 6 this year.

 " You're Pwimawy 6 alweady? Aohh, don't wowwy, you will always be my wittle bwother".
"BE QUIET, SARA!".

 Anyways, the reason I mentioned primary 6, was because I had a major exam this year. And to those Malaysians reading this, yes, it is UPSR. I bet, you want to know my results. But you can't. Don't show me a sad face.

 The second thing is, a blog I read, which was written by one of my followers, also had a sorry post. It said,
" Sorry I did not update for like about a month...". Well I would like to say, HAH! For one reason, she didn't update for a month, I didn't update my blog for FOUR MONTHS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sometimes I think I'm a psycho when I'm writing my blog....

Sorry.