My Original Mittelo Fatty Drink Recipe

MESSAGE TO READERS:

DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN DRINK THIS FOR IT MAY CAUSE THE FOLLOWING, STOMACH ACHES AND OR DIARRHOEA. 

 Hello readers, today I am going to tell you about an original recipe called the,"MITTELLO DRINK".

Yes, you shouldn't make it. But if you do, it will be one of the fattiest drinks you will ever have. The reason for that is the recipe itself.

Ingredients

• Milo
• Nuttela
• Hot Milk

Steps

1. Get a spoonful or more of Milo and put it in your cup.
2. Get a spoonful or more of Nuttela and do the same.
3. Mix together until it lookes like the Milo got a darker colour.
4. Dissolve the new powder with milk which has been in the microwave for 1 and a half minutes.  

After you've learned how to make this, DON'T.

Well at least there was moral to this story, which was, 

IGNORE EVERYTHING I JUST SAID.