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Welcome to the blog, "BIGS 'n' LITTLES". Here you will read about the big and little things which happen to the author, M. Johan .S, and many other thrilling, helpful and exciting things he just has to say.

Wednesday 4 June 2014

Hitman Loadout: Scene 6


Hitman's Guide To: How To Take Down Hornet Nests

Enemy Worker 1: Hey, did you here that?
Enemy Worker 2: Yeah, sounded like someone getting punched hard.
Enemy Worker 3: Bu-But who could have it been?
Enemy Worker 1: I don't know, but to make sure let's check.
Enemy Worker 2: Agreed.

Hitman: Hmm, maybe taking that other guy down wasn't a very good idea general.

General: Don't worry, there were probably nobody who heard that.

Enemy Worker 1: Hey you!
Enemy Worker 3: Sto-I mean, Stop!

Hitman: Tell that to them.

General: Captain, I think you should run.

Hitman: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Enemy Worker 2: Fire! Fire!

Hitman: I guess hiding behind cover is a good idea.

Enemy Worker 1: Keep Firing!

Hitman: I guess I just have to bring out my gun.
Hitman: Hope this works.
Hitman: Bam Bam!

Enemy Worker 2: Ah! I'm hit!

Hitman: Thank you so much Colonel.

Enemy Worker 3: Come on! We must bring him to the medic.
Enemy Worker 3: We'll be back!

Hitman: I guess it's a good thing they're gone, but I get the feeling an alarm will be sounded with many cameras pointed my way.
Hitman: I wonder where the boss's room might be anyway.
Hitman: I guess that's why this is a scout mission too.

Tuesday 3 June 2014

Hitman Loadout: Scene 5


In the Enemy's Nest

Pizza Delivery Guy: Knock knock!

Enemy Worker: What do you want?!

Pizza Delivery Guy: Someone ordered a large pepperoni pizza.
Pizza Delivery Guy: Named "Your Boss".

Enemy Worker: Huh, I didn't know the boss liked pizza.
Enemy Worker: Oh well, if the boss is hungry come in.

Pizza Delivery Guy: Hey they bought it!(whisper into radio)

Enemy Worker: Who are you talking to?!

Pizza Delivery Guy: I-I mean if you want me to help you with those other pizzas you're going to have to wait man!
Pizza Delivery Guy:  Having co-workers is tough and annoying don't you think?

Enemy Worker: Yeah...
Pizza Delivery Guy: That was close.

Enemy Worker: Well we’re almost there.
Enemy Worker: But before we get there let’s check the pizza for proof.

Pizza Delivery Guy: Um, no problem.
Pizza Delivery Guy: Hey general, is there actually a pizza in here?(whispers into radio)

General: Pizza?
General: We just coloured a box.

Pizza Delivery Guy: You mean I have to get serious?!

General: What else?

Enemy Worker: Hey who are you talking to-

Pizza Delivery Guy: Lights out!(punch)
Pizza Delivery Guy: I bet there were more of him that heard that.
Pizza Delivery Guy: Well if I'm going to get my hands dirty...
Pizza Deliver Guy: I got to change first.


Hitman: Let's do this.

Monday 2 June 2014

Hitman Loadout


HITMAN LOADOUT

His Mission Begins


Hitman Johan was a captain in the army at the age of 18, being the best soldier in history. Until one day he retired from trauma after losing his best friend. 6 years later he finds his general sitting in his house.
Johan never expected his hitman days to follow him home. He may think it's all in the past, but considering the threat they face, it might not all be... In The Past.

Hitman Johan
Retired Soldier
Current Doctor
Age: 25

General Yasir
Current General of the Malaysian Army
Age: 32

Colonel Yusuf
Current Colonel of the Malaysian Army
Age: 29


Hitman Loadout: Scene 4


Mission Room

Colonel Yusuf: Glad you could make it here.
Colonel Yusuf: Ready to hear about your mission?

Hitman: Please and thank you.

Colonel Yusuf: Okay, but first thing's first, you need a suit.
Colonel Yusuf: Don't wonder about the new suit, remember the old one but modified.
Colonel Yusuf: Your old one never looked this dashing.

Hitman: You're right!
Hitman: Shiny...

Colonel Yusuf: I guess, but shininess isn't its best attribute,
+ for it is made of a waterproof material and is able to keep a handgun and a combat knife unnoticed, unseen and cannot be felt from the outside.

General: Well you've done it again Colonel.

Colonel Yusuf: What?

General: You've amazed me yet again.

Colonel Yusuf: Oh really, then would you like to see my other inventions such as-

General: That's enough Colonel.

Hitman: I would appreciate for one of you to brief me now.

Colonel Yusuf: Hmm, very well.
Colonel Yusuf: The enemy whose name to us is unknown, has a plan to launch nuclear bombs 30 times as powerful as the one in Hiroshima, just into the ocean.
Colonel Yusuf: People living in and near coastal areas will suffer from massive tsunamis and radiation from these bombs.
Colonel Yusuf: Much is unknown, such when, where, how and especially why they're doing this.
Colonel Yusuf: Our scouts were unable to gather more information due to their leader finding them.
Colonel Yusuf: But considering your history, success rate and qualification you are hopefully the man we need to stop them.

Hitman: If I'm not?

Colonel Yusuf: We'll evacuate all coastal areas.
Colonel Yusuf:  Failure has its consequences Captain, so for now let's just hope for the best.
Colonel Yusuf: You will be on a rescue and information mission.
Colonel Yusuf: Maybe our scouts are still out there somewhere.

Hitman: What will I use as a weapon?

General: What every movie hitman carries, a silenced handgun and a combat knife.
General: You can't afford to be seen.
General: That's why you have to go in a disguise.

Hitman: And what may that be?

General: Hehe

Hitman Loadout: Scene 3


Area 61

Hitman: This is your secret hideout?

General: Problem?

Hitman: It looks like my house!

General: Oh yes, in the area, an individual's eyes will see the place they feel safest at.
General: It brings up morale.
General: You see a house, I see a playground.
General: You see a house, I see a hospital.
General: It's part of the modern technology we have today.

Hitman: A playground?

General: To the next room!

Next Room

General: By the way Captain, the force thanks you on those left shoes you got, forgot to say earlier.
General: You saved us many lives when the enemy didn't dare walk bare-footed on that cold day.

Hitman: Really?
Hitman: I did it for fun.

General: Well, nonetheless you saved us and that's what happened.

Hitman: Sure.

General: Well, let's go to Colonel. Spicy to have him brief you about your mission.
General: Let's go.

Hitman Loadout: Scene 2


In a car

Hitman: Um, I have a dentist appointment later, so.

General: You can live without a tooth, you can't live without doing this mission.

Hitman: Why is that?

General: Because if you get out of this car, I promise you won't even be able to get to your precious appointment, without my snipers "accidentally pressing the trigger".

Hitman: I guess they do that a lot.
Hitman: Can I at least know where we're going?

General: A top secret place known as Area 61.

Hitman: Isn't it 51?

General: How long were you gone again?

Hitman: 6 years.

General: Oh, I guess I forgot to tell you when you were in the force.
General: We're almost there.
General: Here we are.

Hitman: I don't see it.

General: Thank you.
General: We put a lot of hard work into it.

Hitman: Into what and where?

General: Enough compliments, it's underground.

Hitman: Ohh... Nice Job.

General: I prefer indirect compliments, captain.
General: Want a tour?

Hitman Loadout: Scene 1


Hitman: Opens his house door to relax on a couch after a 2 week work trip as a doctor
Hitman: (Sigh) Home Sweet Home

General: Sitting unnoticed behind a couch
General: Hello Captain...

Hitman: It's been a long time since anyone's called me that...
Hitman: I retired for a reason, General.

General: I know that, 18 years old... the best man we had on the field.
General: Outstanding at close, mid and ranged combat.
General: The only man I knew who could get out of camp surrounded by a thousand enemies, and steal all                   the left shoes.
General: That is, until one fateful day.

Hitman: I was so close...

General: Johan-

Hitman: So close!
Hitman: I could have saved him.

General: It wasn't your fault.
General: He sacrificed himself to save us all.
General: It was the only way.
General: He was a good man, apparently especially in your eyes.

Hitman: It's all in the past.

General: You're right,"it" is in the past.
General: But considering the threat right now,your days might not just be... In The Past.

Hitman: Threat?

General: Yes.
General: Unfortunately for you Captain, your holiday's over.