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Welcome to the blog, "BIGS 'n' LITTLES". Here you will read about the big and little things which happen to the author, M. Johan .S, and many other thrilling, helpful and exciting things he just has to say.

Thursday 11 October 2012

Biggy Little: ' The Question '

 Amirul and I were having a sleep over at my house. When I walked into the room he was reading his math book."Why are you reading your math book?", I asked. "I'm just making sure I'll beat you in the test tomorrow", he replied. I knew he was worried, he just didn't want to admit it. "Okay then, I'll test you. What is 347 divided by 269?", I asked confidently. He was thinking for a while, then he just gave up and asked me the same question."Um, I'm not really sure what it is... I'm tired of this conversation", I tried to give an excuse."Aha! I knew you didn't know.My turn, what is 2 + 2?", he asked me. I tried to find an answer, but my mind was blank. He asked me the one question which was easy, but hard at the same time."Um, 3?", I reply with an unsure answer. "You baboon! It's 5, not 3", he corrects me. I knew that.
            
 The next day, we were taking the test. And surprisingly, the question 2 + 2 was in it. Why that of all questions?"Good thing , Amirul corrected me yesterday", I thought to myself. What did he say yesterday? He said that 2 + 2 = 5. I didn't have any other answer, so I just put 5. The next two weeks, we got our papers back. And when I saw my paper, I got 24/25. I flipped through the pages to see which question was wrong, and found a giant number 4 on my paper. "At least now I know what the answer is", I thought to myself. Suddenly, my teacher came to my desk and handed me a paper saying, "24/25=Good 2+2=4! Come to my tuition class after school". I had to go to tuition for two hours that day. And after that, I had one thing to say,"Dang, Amirul".

 Don't forget to check out my sister's blog at the address of promisedathousandtimesover.tumblr for all those
art lovers out there. Bye.

Thanks for reading,TELL YOUR FRIENDS!*All of this is made-up. I know what 2+2 is, 6. Or is it?*

A Video

 Hello brothers and sisters, today we are facing many problems in our society because not many people help one another. Now I wish to help stop those problems. Please search this video on the internet.


Kindness Boomerang - One Day



Once you've watched it, please share it and my blog to all your friends.  

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Famosity

 Hello again, today has been another exam day and my mom just left us to go to China. She didn't bring me. She said we could skip school today, but she changed her mind! Hey, my ustaz told us we didn't have to go to the exam if we had a good reason. And watching my mom go to China in the airport is a pretty good reason. So I had to go to school.

 I like watching videos by Toby Turner, Ryan Higa, Rhett an Link and Amazing Phil. They're You Tube celebrities. They're all famous. They all get mobbed by fans. Maybe mopped by the cleaner as well. And that is the thing I want to be when I grow up. To be famous. Not mopped though, I'm clean. I'm just having a hard time getting famous. I don't know how to be famous anyways, either a lot of people read my blog, or I do something else in my life. Maybe when I'm old enough I'll create a You Tube account. And then I'll become famous. And I won't forget to make a message to the world about Islam.    

 That's all for now, maybe if you have any ideas on how I can get famous please tell me in the comments below. Don't forget to check out my sister's blog at the address of promisedathousandtimesover.tumblr. And my blog is receiving less views now, so if you can, please spread it like wildfire I'd appreciate it.

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Tuesday 9 October 2012

Benefits Of Exam

 Today is Tuesday. Not just any Tuesday, but an exam Tuesday. There's a difference. I actually like exam, and for those who wish to know why, it's because most of the time the class is quiet. Wait, did I just say most of the time? I meant SOMETIMES. Yes, my class barely acts as if there's an exam. And I don't like that, because the quietness in exam is one of the only good things in the exam. If it was always noisy, it would be just the same as having normal class. Except the fact that it's so much more important.

 Exam to me is what you can call, "A Gateway to (more) Knowledge". And by that I mean that when you're done with your exam, you get to know what you're really good at and what you're not. So when you're not, you just study harder on that subject. And when you are good at it, you don't have to study as hard. See, you maintain your good grades and manage your bad ones. A tip to all students.

 Not only that, but for people who really wish to be good would study and prepare for the exam so much, that they would already be good in all subjects even before the exam starts. That's all the benefits I can think of. So don't forget to check my sister's tumblr at the address of promisedathousandtimesover.tumblr. Bye.

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Saturday 6 October 2012

Super Teachers

 If you are reading this in the morning well, good morning. If you are reading this in the afternoon well, good afternoon. If you are reading this at night or in the evening, good evening. Do you all remember that I have asked you all to request for things to let me write about before? Well, just now, I have gotten one request from my teacher. For those of you in my school, it's Teacher Ain. She asked me to post a post about my teachers. Get it, post a post. Yeah, I don't like that joke either. ("No one does!", shouts someone in the background.) Anyways, it's not much of a surprise because yesterday she told me to write it in paper but she told me I wasn't supposed to write it like I would write it in my blog. So I wrote it in a different way. A less fun way. Now, there are no rules, and I'm going to let the bull out. And get ready, to read the writings on the horns.

 In this universe, there are heroes named super teachers. Sworn to protect the universe from the evil, dumbness.There are many, many super teachers in the universe, but three, stand out from the rest. The first of the three super teachers, is a super teacher named, Teacher Sumaira.

 Teacher Sumaira taught us English and art. We have not seen her in many months, but we hope we'll see her face at least one more time. For she has left us... kidding, she just left the school. Probably because she was fed up with the way students here behave. She had to shout a whole lot. I miss her.

 Second, is a super teacher named, Teacher Ain. She is also an English and art teacher. Once you know her, you'll know she has a soft heart, so don't touch it! She has almost never gotten mad at me but always gets mad at some other students. And it takes a whole lot to get her mad. That might give you a clue on why Teacher Sumaira left.    

 Last but certainly not least, is my current super class teacher, Ustaz Yusoph. Ustaz Yusoph is not only an Islamic studies and Qur'an recitation and memorization teacher, but also a very humorous man. He gets serious and angry when you disobey the rules, Prophet Muhammad S.A.W and Allah. Since he reminds us about Islam all day long, it's pretty obvious that he's very religious as well.

 And I'm sure, that when super teachers join, no force of  dumbness will stand a chance against them. And the universe, will finally become smart.

 That's all I can write for today, so don't forget to check out my sister's tumblr at the address of promisedathousandtimesover.tumblr and remember, if you just write what you want me to write and
promote in the comments below, I might do it. Might. (don't expect me to do it)

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Friday 5 October 2012

A Story On Foul Language

 One day, a man was walking down his staircase at home. Then had breakfast. Beef bacon and eggs. Mmmmm. Then, drove his lamborghini to work. Everyone watched in awe, as he parked it. The sun was shining, the sky was clear. A beautiful day.

  He thought nothing could ruin this day... until his boss accidentally pushed him. When that happened, he was so filled with anger, he said the 'B' word... AND THE GUY FELL OFF A CLIFF!

 He fell on another guy which made him fall off a cliff, then he fell on another guy which made him fall off a cliff, then he fell on a baby! It's a petty high mountain they're all on ain't it. See what one bad word can do?!
It can hurt a baby! Well, three guys did die but more importantly, YOU CAN HURT A BABY!

Please Note: The 'B' word is bunny.(Let's just pretend it's a bad word)
Please Note As Well: The Story is not real, unless you say bunny.
 Do you dare? You're saying it right now aren't you?

That's the end of my story.
Bye bye.

Sara

 Hello marshmallows, right now I shall write about my sister, Sara. She is good in her studies but sometimes she can go against her own words. Which is very annoying. Sometimes she even gets mad at us for not sharing something with her. Then she just takes it. Don't blame her for that though, I'm sure after she has done that she'll be thinking, "What did I just do?". Maybe... I don't know I can't read minds... or can I?
I'll give you her details.

Name       : Sara (full name not permitted)
Age          : 15
Nationality: Malaysian
School      :Adni Islamic School (Sekolah Islam Adni)

 Other things about her is that she sings frequently, but not to any guys because that's bad. She has a mole on her cheek which lots of girls say is nice but I don't understand it. She doesn't show it off, it was there naturally. She can also be very moody sometimes and can be very easy to anger. So if you just do one tiny little thing, she will not talk to you. It's very annoying. She has a medium high temper. Marshmallow! That's all for now, thank you. And don't forget to check out my sister's blog at the address of promisedathousandtimesover.tumblr. Bye

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Wednesday 3 October 2012

Nadine

 Hello again, since I've used that phrase "Hello again" so many times I want to change it. I've already used my best ideas like earthling brothers and all but I'm out now. Anyways right now I'm going to write about my eldest sister, Nadine. I'll give you the details.

Name: Nadine (not allowed to use full name)
Age: 17
Nationality: Malaysian
School: Adni Islamic School (Sekolah Islam Adni)

There are many other details but I don't think I'm allowed to put it in. Out of all of my sisters, she is one of the least lazy. And if you ask me who's the laziest, I won't tell you. And I won't tell them either. She is pretty tall, my third sister is almost as tall as her so sometimes they share clothes. I can't do that since my hand-me-downs come from girls. So I use them when I'm desperate. Only that. She is right now studying for her S.P.M examination. And next year she'll go to college. We might miss her. Might. She'll come back a few times, unless she goes overseas. And don't ask me why I'm so good in English but bad in B.M. People who know me, be quite. Now don't forget to check out my mom's and sister's blogs, I can't give you the addresses now because my sisters are calling me downstairs to go to school. Bye.

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Corrected by: Myself but if you see any mistakes please mention it in the comments below.