The Problem of Littleness

Dear older self,

 As a 12 year old boy short and unnoticed, I have grown extremely frustrated with the fact that I can't stand up to grown-ups. Or at least those who are older than me. If I am to suggest something or even try to correct. If you don't remember any of this, just know I'm annoyed.

Thank you older self.

Happy Second Year Anniversary!

 Hello people, I have just recently passed my second-year anniversary by ten days. I started my blog on 20th September 2012 and I am really sorry for skipping. I know I haven't been really active while blogging. Mostly because I just don't feel like it or I'm too lazy or I'm busy. Fine, I've been lazy and I'm sorry. After reading my early posts I feel as if I haven't really been keeping up with my promise that I would write something everyday or at least most days. Well, that's enough feeling-talking for one day.

 Anyway, I've been thinking of a way to make it up to you people who read my blog but always have to wait and check for weeks and days to read a new post. So I will now show you an entertaining old picture of me. 
                        
 Oh how times change. I look so different now. Well, actually not really. I don't know, maybe. My sisters always say I looked so cute, what happened?

Thank you for reading.

Hitman Loadout: Scene 6

Hitman's Guide To: How To Take Down Hornet Nests

Enemy Worker 1: Hey, did you here that?
Enemy Worker 2: Yeah, sounded like someone getting punched hard.
Enemy Worker 3: Bu-But who could have it been?
Enemy Worker 1: I don't know, but to make sure let's check.
Enemy Worker 2: Agreed.

Hitman: Hmm, maybe taking that other guy down wasn't a very good idea general.

General: Don't worry, there were probably nobody who heard that.

Enemy Worker 1: Hey you!
Enemy Worker 3: Sto-I mean, Stop!

Hitman: Tell that to them.

General: Captain, I think you should run.

Hitman: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Enemy Worker 2: Fire! Fire!

Hitman: I guess hiding behind cover is a good idea.

Enemy Worker 1: Keep Firing!

Hitman: I guess I just have to bring out my gun.
Hitman: Hope this works.
Hitman: Bam Bam!

Enemy Worker 2: Ah! I'm hit!

Hitman: Thank you so much Colonel.

Enemy Worker 3: Come on! We must bring him to the medic.
Enemy Worker 3: We'll be back!

Hitman: I guess it's a good thing they're gone, but I get the feeling an alarm will be sounded with many cameras pointed my way.
Hitman: I wonder where the boss's room might be anyway.
Hitman: I guess that's why this is a scout mission too.

Hitman Loadout: Scene 5

In the Enemy's Nest

Pizza Delivery Guy: Knock knock!

Enemy Worker: What do you want?!

Pizza Delivery Guy: Someone ordered a large pepperoni pizza.

Pizza Delivery Guy: Named "Your Boss".

Enemy Worker: Huh, I didn't know the boss liked pizza.

Enemy Worker: Oh well, if the boss is hungry come in.

Pizza Delivery Guy: Hey they bought it!(whisper into radio)

Enemy Worker: Who are you talking to?!

Pizza Delivery Guy: I-I mean if you want me to help you with those other pizzas you're going to have to wait man!

Pizza Delivery Guy:  Having co-workers is tough and annoying don't you think?

Enemy Worker: Yeah...

Pizza Delivery Guy: That was close.

Enemy Worker: Well we’re almost there.

Enemy Worker: But before we get there let’s check the pizza for proof.

Pizza Delivery Guy: Um, no problem.

Pizza Delivery Guy: Hey general, is there actually a pizza in here?(whispers into radio)

General: Pizza?

General: We just coloured a box.

Pizza Delivery Guy: You mean I have to get serious?!

General: What else?

Enemy Worker: Hey who are you talking to-

Pizza Delivery Guy: Lights out!(punch)

Pizza Delivery Guy: I bet there were more of him that heard that.

Pizza Delivery Guy: Well if I'm going to get my hands dirty...

Pizza Deliver Guy: I got to change first.

Hitman: Let's do this.

Hitman Loadout

HITMAN LOADOUT

His Mission Begins

Hitman Johan was a captain in the army at the age of 18, being the best soldier in history. Until one day he retired from trauma after losing his best friend. 6 years later he finds his general sitting in his house.

Johan never expected his hitman days to follow him home. He may think it's all in the past, but considering the threat they face, it might not all be... In The Past.

Hitman Johan

Retired Soldier

Current Doctor

Age: 25

General Yasir

Current General of the Malaysian Army

Age: 32

Colonel Yusuf

Current Colonel of the Malaysian Army

Age: 29

Hitman Loadout: Scene 4

Mission Room

Colonel Yusuf: Glad you could make it here.
Colonel Yusuf: Ready to hear about your mission?

Hitman: Please and thank you.

Colonel Yusuf: Okay, but first thing's first, you need a suit.
Colonel Yusuf: Don't wonder about the new suit, remember the old one but modified.
Colonel Yusuf: Your old one never looked this dashing.

Hitman: You're right!
Hitman: Shiny...

Colonel Yusuf: I guess, but shininess isn't its best attribute,
+ for it is made of a waterproof material and is able to keep a handgun and a combat knife unnoticed, unseen and cannot be felt from the outside.

General: Well you've done it again Colonel.

Colonel Yusuf: What?

General: You've amazed me yet again.

Colonel Yusuf: Oh really, then would you like to see my other inventions such as-

General: That's enough Colonel.

Hitman: I would appreciate for one of you to brief me now.

Colonel Yusuf: Hmm, very well.
Colonel Yusuf: The enemy whose name to us is unknown, has a plan to launch nuclear bombs 30 times as powerful as the one in Hiroshima, just into the ocean.
Colonel Yusuf: People living in and near coastal areas will suffer from massive tsunamis and radiation from these bombs.
Colonel Yusuf: Much is unknown, such when, where, how and especially why they're doing this.
Colonel Yusuf: Our scouts were unable to gather more information due to their leader finding them.
Colonel Yusuf: But considering your history, success rate and qualification you are hopefully the man we need to stop them.

Hitman: If I'm not?

Colonel Yusuf: We'll evacuate all coastal areas.
Colonel Yusuf:  Failure has its consequences Captain, so for now let's just hope for the best.
Colonel Yusuf: You will be on a rescue and information mission.
Colonel Yusuf: Maybe our scouts are still out there somewhere.

Hitman: What will I use as a weapon?

General: What every movie hitman carries, a silenced handgun and a combat knife.
General: You can't afford to be seen.
General: That's why you have to go in a disguise.

Hitman: And what may that be?

General: Hehe

Hitman Loadout: Scene 3

Area 61

Hitman: This is your secret hideout?

General: Problem?

Hitman: It looks like my house!

General: Oh yes, in the area, an individual's eyes will see the place they feel safest at.

General: It brings up morale.

General: You see a house, I see a playground.

General: You see a house, I see a hospital.

General: It's part of the modern technology we have today.

Hitman: A playground?

General: To the next room!

Next Room

General: By the way Captain, the force thanks you on those left shoes you got, forgot to say earlier.

General: You saved us many lives when the enemy didn't dare walk bare-footed on that cold day.

Hitman: Really?

Hitman: I did it for fun.

General: Well, nonetheless you saved us and that's what happened.

Hitman: Sure.

General: Well, let's go to Colonel. Spicy to have him brief you about your mission.

General: Let's go.

Hitman Loadout: Scene 2

In a car

Hitman: Um, I have a dentist appointment later, so.

General: You can live without a tooth, you can't live without doing this mission.

Hitman: Why is that?

General: Because if you get out of this car, I promise you won't even be able to get to your precious appointment, without my snipers "accidentally pressing the trigger".

Hitman: I guess they do that a lot.
Hitman: Can I at least know where we're going?

General: A top secret place known as Area 61.

Hitman: Isn't it 51?

General: How long were you gone again?

Hitman: 6 years.

General: Oh, I guess I forgot to tell you when you were in the force.
General: We're almost there.
General: Here we are.

Hitman: I don't see it.

General: Thank you.
General: We put a lot of hard work into it.

Hitman: Into what and where?

General: Enough compliments, it's underground.

Hitman: Ohh... Nice Job.

General: I prefer indirect compliments, captain.
General: Want a tour?

Hitman Loadout: Scene 1

Hitman: Opens his house door to relax on a couch after a 2 week work trip as a doctor
Hitman: (Sigh) Home Sweet Home

General: Sitting unnoticed behind a couch
General: Hello Captain...

Hitman: It's been a long time since anyone's called me that...
Hitman: I retired for a reason, General.

General: I know that, 18 years old... the best man we had on the field.
General: Outstanding at close, mid and ranged combat.
General: The only man I knew who could get out of camp surrounded by a thousand enemies, and steal all                   the left shoes.
General: That is, until one fateful day.

Hitman: I was so close...

General: Johan-

Hitman: So close!
Hitman: I could have saved him.

General: It wasn't your fault.
General: He sacrificed himself to save us all.
General: It was the only way.
General: He was a good man, apparently especially in your eyes.

Hitman: It's all in the past.

General: You're right,"it" is in the past.
General: But considering the threat right now,your days might not just be... In The Past.

Hitman: Threat?

General: Yes.
General: Unfortunately for you Captain, your holiday's over.

My Trip To KYSDC Melaka

 Hello dear readers, recently I have been sticking my face into the BIG BOOK OF DEBATE. I got so into and interested in it I was actually sent to debate in KYSDC. Kollege Yayasan Sa'ad Debate Championship.

There was only one problem: 

Age 13-17

 Since Amirul was also joining my team, it was his problem too. But like the not over-the-top people we were, we sucked it up and stayed silent. So for two days, it wasn't a problem. We told people we were Form 1 and they were for some reason, surprised. Why they were is something which was probably related to height. Yes I do know I am very tall, thank you inner confidence.

Extra Note: I am not tall.

Our team got 2 wins and 3 losses. Just a minor setback on becoming great. To break or qualify for the
octo-finals, a team had to at least get 3 wins. Which we did not.

 But even if our team didn't make it, we still got 5 years left in school. So KYS, I'LL BE BACK.

Johan Let Me Write This

Yasir:Hi every body as you noticed im johan's cousin (DUDE WE DID NOT REALIZED)Shut up . Oh by the way i wanted to tell u that on my birthday(insyahallah)we will go go~carting :]. So i will like to invite all of johans friends to come by the way tommorow is priso....im mean school so every body panic (stop past yasir ur frighting them ) you shut up (;[ ) so ill see you in a while bye 3333333333333333333iu tfvghyujfyjfaetvggehbrghwihwi




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BYE!!!!!.....

Happy 12th Birthday!

 If you didn't read the title, or don't know how to read it,(Wait, that means you can't read this either) you should know that a few days ago, was my date of birth.... It Was My Birthday! Get the hint.

 So anyways, I had an Idea that on everyone of my birthdays, I should make a voice record. You know, to see how much my voice changed. I should also measure my height too.

 So to explain to you multi-organisms about the 6th of February in detail, I will.... um...explain to you about the 6th of February... in detail. Yeah. So anyways, I woke up in the morning feeling happy, excited and gassy (like any other 12 year old). Then, I waited for my well-respected invited guests, or what the kids call it nowadays, "friends", to come over to the house. When they arrived, we spent some time talking and playing in the house.Yes, 3 hours is considered "sometime". After wasting a part of our lives sitting at home, we immediately went to, the Paintball Park. But before we get to that paragraph, I'll tell you about those who came with me. Their names are, Kamal, Ibraheem, Umar, Amirul and Zul(fadhli). The others who came to play, were members of my family, like uncles, and cousins.

 When we got to the battlefield, we took our guns, armor, dignity, and for some of us, fear(I wonder who that was), and fought to the death. Read that with a masculine voice.

 And I know that some of you are like," But doesn't getting hit by a paintball hurt?", no it doesn't past Johan. "Tell that to Ibraheem who's arm bled!", shush past Johan, you're going to scare the readers, go back to your own time.

 So I think what we've learnt today readers, is that time travel doesn't exist, and getting hit by paintballs, doesn't hurt." Said the guy who got 3 bruises", Just Go Away Past Johan!     

Cross Country 2014

 Greetings to all. In this post, I will talk to you about Cross Country 2014. I got the 27th place. Sorry. I know I got the 18th place last year, but come on. It's a new year, and if you haven't read my last post, I'm up with Secondary 1 and 2 Giants. It was either those guys or a tiny 12 year-old who hasn't even hit his growth spurt yet.

 Actually, come to think of it, I did pretty darn well. There were a whole lot of other Secondary 1 students there who got worse than 30th place. Take most of my close friends for example, most of them didn't even get a number. Except for Ibraheem who got the 12th place. Oh yeah, it was 7 Kilometres long! That's long.

Well, I guess that's all I wanted to say.
Bye!  

School? Don't You Mean Prison?

 Hello people which I probably have never met before. Seriously, who are you? The first days of priso- I mean school, (What's the difference?) has finally started. Sorry to all school lovers and staff (My mom's in the room). Moving on!

 Anyway, I just wanted to tell you people that school has started. "You said that already!" Be quiet brain. Don't mind him, he's a little nutty. Whatever. I just wanted to tell you that this year I have left primary. And by doing that I have joined, (Drum roll please!) BADADADADADADA........SECONDARY 1!

 Hooray, yeah... No one cares....

 Okay then, that's sort of it.
Go awa- I mean, Bye. lollol